Look, I know you sometimes have to carry stuff, I have to carry stuff too sometimes. Usually the best way to do this is in a bag, because it can be hard carrying all that porno and whiskey in your bare hands. Heck, this is America and you can pick from a variety of bags, a laptop bag, a messenger bag, a duffel bag, a back pack, a vintage medic bag, some kind of Indiana Jones type pouch, whatever! But some of you guys are carrying wannabe purses. Bags so small that a teacup chihuahua would die screaming from claustrophobia if you stuffed it in there. What can you possible be carrying in there? Your wallet? 1 paperback book? Your telephone? Cut that shit out.
Earlier today I got some Old School Sega Genesis action on via the Sega Collection for the PS2. When loaded up Sonic the Hedgehog and was horrified to when I noticed the © Sega 1991. That's right, Sonic the Hedgehog is 20 years old.
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i suppose it is kinda scary that cargo pants quadruple the carrying space of these aforementioned man purses......However, my pepper spray fits so snugly in my male purse...just in case someone is by far gay enough to try and attack me.
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