A list of stuff that Bruno thinks is for suckers

1. sobriety
2. iphones
3. ianything
4. buying a new car
5. really puffy pillows
6. getting older
7. hangovers
8. "alternative" rock FM stations
9. "classic" rock FM stations
10. "oldies" fm stations
11. Foster the People
12. pens that look fancy but upon closer inspection turn to to be crappy regular pens
13. work
14. breeding to populate the planet
15. smart cars
16. luxury SUVs
17. boring sharks
18. rushing around
19. Star Trek movies
20. reality shows
21. light beer
22. non alcoholic beer
23. feelings
24. pandas
25. talking to those greenpeace/whatever fuckers who always want a minute of your time
26. chuck norris
27. Spider Man remake
28. Batman anticipation
29. coffee drinks requiring more than 2 ingredients
30. waiting in line to get into a bar
31. "rock" FM stations
32. The cover of Rocky Mountain Way by Godsmack
33. Godsmack