i have almost straight up cried in public twice in the last week

1. On sunday a guy came into the store with his dog. That's cool. I don't mind people bringing in their dogs because unlike children dogs are less likely to fuck shit up by grabbing it with their filthy hands (if you bring a dog with hands into the store I will give you a goddamn cookie, before screaming in horror) and, unlike children, dogs won't eat sawzall blades or whatever. Anyway this guy comes in with his dog and my boss says to him, "Wow that's a really calm dog." "Yeah, well he's up there in age, he actually doesn't have much time left." "What do you mean?" "He has cancer." And I swear to Ukupanipo the dog looked at me. I almost lost my shit right there and then.

2. Later that day... I was hanging out in the back room eating a delicious sandwich and watching rugby on tv, good times. Then a commercial with for pet adoption featuring some talking cats came on. Not this one. The commercial is that there's two cats in a shelter and they are hanging out and at the end they say something like, "No one adopted us today, maybe tomorrow." What the fuck, man. They weren't even real cats and there they were ruining my lunch.



I've been watching a lot ch. 5.3. It seems all they show is rugby (those dudes are fucking nuts) and bicycle racing. Sometimes there are ads for other sports but I never see them play anything else. I think those other sports don't actually exist and the station is just fucking with our minds. I would like to watch cool sports on tv like Jousting. What? Don't look at me like that, it's a thing! With all the steam that the Game of Thrones is building up the time is ripe for these guys to make their break through into mainstream entertainment. I for one would rather watch people joust rather than football or something. And why stop at using horses, this isn't medieval england, this is America! They could have people jousting on ostriches, giraffes, really fat dudes on goddamn elephants! The possibilities are endless! Jousting on a raft made out of dozens of tiny dogs!