German police nab crow for stalking woman

MOSCOW, October 5
(RIA Novosti) –
Police in the southern German town
of Weinsberg have detained
a crow who repeatedly chased
and attacked a local woman,
the online edition of the Bild
newspaper has reported.

According to eyewitnesses,
as soon as the woman left
her house,
the bird rushed at her,
attacking her with beak
and wings.

The crow used the victim’s
car as a base from which it
launched its aerial raids.

In addition to physically
assaulting the woman,
the bird had other ways of
annoying its victim –
she stole shopping bags
and pecked at the windows
of her house.

After being forced to evade
the bird for several days,
the woman called the police,
who caught the bird with
the help of neighbors.

It has been sent to
the city’s animal shelter.

I heard about this story on npr, i think, but they went on to say that the bird had actually initially escaped from the police. ha. I don't know why that story pasted like that, but fuck it.


`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Indeed!

Remember that story about the sorta milfy mom who supposedly killed her daughter? I saw a tabloid cover that said something like, "RITUAL MURDER." Or something along those lines. I didn't even look through it though, which is lame because I want to know more. I could just serach for it online, but muder, occult, ritual sacrifice will lead to a lot of things and before you know it I have developed a new fetish.