It's clearly a man in a walrus costume.

You know what I haven't done in a while? Gotten incoherently drunk somewhere where there's loud music playing. Like the saturday after my birthday when I went to the metro and kept drinking rum even after I was telling myself, "Dude, you're getting another drink? I'm worried?" At which point I said to myslef, "Quiet, you! I'll tell you when you had enough." At one point I was in a conga line with a gorilla. I think there was someone in a chicken suit running around too? I remember now! It was guy a parrot suit.

It's already august something, which really doesn't mean anything in the face of the uncaring cosmos, but it looks like this year I wont be declaring when summer starts. It's not official until I give the go ahead. For the last few years now, usually during the beginning of summer, I declare that it's the beginning of summer and single out a concert that people should go to and get drunk at; sometimes I declare it after going to a concert where there was beer and good times.

Saw this video on the morning news today.

i dread a planet of the walrus (walrusi? warluses?) type of a situation now
The anchormans said, "That's a guy in a walrus suit." To which the other anchor replied, "You always think that it's a guy in an animal suit."

Right now I'm prying off the boards that held the plaster up. Well, not right now, I'm just prattling on about walruses and my sad little life.