i have almost straight up cried in public twice in the last week

1. On sunday a guy came into the store with his dog. That's cool. I don't mind people bringing in their dogs because unlike children dogs are less likely to fuck shit up by grabbing it with their filthy hands (if you bring a dog with hands into the store I will give you a goddamn cookie, before screaming in horror) and, unlike children, dogs won't eat sawzall blades or whatever. Anyway this guy comes in with his dog and my boss says to him, "Wow that's a really calm dog." "Yeah, well he's up there in age, he actually doesn't have much time left." "What do you mean?" "He has cancer." And I swear to Ukupanipo the dog looked at me. I almost lost my shit right there and then.

2. Later that day... I was hanging out in the back room eating a delicious sandwich and watching rugby on tv, good times. Then a commercial with for pet adoption featuring some talking cats came on. Not this one. The commercial is that there's two cats in a shelter and they are hanging out and at the end they say something like, "No one adopted us today, maybe tomorrow." What the fuck, man. They weren't even real cats and there they were ruining my lunch.



I've been watching a lot ch. 5.3. It seems all they show is rugby (those dudes are fucking nuts) and bicycle racing. Sometimes there are ads for other sports but I never see them play anything else. I think those other sports don't actually exist and the station is just fucking with our minds. I would like to watch cool sports on tv like Jousting. What? Don't look at me like that, it's a thing! With all the steam that the Game of Thrones is building up the time is ripe for these guys to make their break through into mainstream entertainment. I for one would rather watch people joust rather than football or something. And why stop at using horses, this isn't medieval england, this is America! They could have people jousting on ostriches, giraffes, really fat dudes on goddamn elephants! The possibilities are endless! Jousting on a raft made out of dozens of tiny dogs!

I saw Scott Pilgrim VS The World a couple of days ago and was pleasently surprised by how cool the music was. For real. Like this song by "Crash and the Boys."

Fuck, that bass line!

I've also been digging this song, because I want to slay dragons and shit.

DISAPPOINTMENT

I love this riff. THIS RIFF IS THE KIND OF THING THAT WOULD MAKE ME WEEP IF IT WAS PLAYED LOUDLY ENOUGH. Oh I know it sounds like Wolfmother, but still! I love me some good all purpose riffs. I checked around the internet to find out who did that song, but it wasn't some awesome rock band made of some motley crew of awesomeness, just some dudes who make music for commericials and what not, The Eggmen. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang.

I went to a junk shop today to see if they had a push mower. They didn't have any at all. You know what they had though? A black Harmony electric guitar with a big hole near the dials, a couple of wires stuck out from it. It was like a puppy in a cast, I wanted to buy it. I swear to god it was like, "I'm so cold, hold me." I did. I didn't get it; I have a perfectly good acoustic guitar and a potentially busted bass that I ignore. But, man, for a second I thought, I will buy this guitar and finally live my dreams of being goddamn loud.

About five minutes ago I found out about Wolfmother's latest single, Back Round. I like it!