bought a WoW 60 day card today. That's 15 PBRs at Goldies, plus tip! Or one night of drunken reverly; however, I have 60 days of running around stabbing things and collection loot! Sweet loot!
Lurid story time: Twin brothers share the same profession, one that isn't some panty waisted, limp wristed, sorry excuse for a career, no these men are manly men. The kind of men that make Chuck Norris sweat. Do they work at an offshore oil rig? Are they cowboys? A black ops sniper team? No. These twin brothers are... Luchadores. Not only were they Luchadores they are La Parkita and Espectrito II, that's right, they are midget wrestlers. So these guys pick some girls up and they go back to the hotel room they rented out after a wild night of partying. After a while the girls, who are presumed to be prostitutes, leave the premises. When the brothers don't answer the housecleaning call the manager is summoned, he enters the room to make a ghastly discovery: two small, stripped, blanched bodies lie in their respective beds, no valuables are found. Espectrito II nor La Parkita have any signs of assault on their bodies so the coppers pin the probable cause of death as poisoning. It seems that vicious gangs of prostitutes in Mexico City have been doing this kind of thing for a while now, doping up the johns who hire them out to rob them, sometimes the johns die, as is the case here. Crazy. Sources! 1(spanish), 2, 3 (spanish). It is pretty bad, but it has great story elements in it! Just all of it! I can see the smoke filled bar now!
Pet Python Strangles Child, Officials Say
By MIKE SCHNEIDER, AP
OXFORD, Fla. (July 1) – A pet Burmese python measuring more than 8 feet long broke out of a terrarium and strangled a 2-year-old girl in her bedroom Wednesday at a central Florida home, authorities said. Shaiunna Hare was already dead when paramedics arrived at about 10 a.m., Lt. Bobby Caruthers of the Sumter County Sheriff's Office said.
Charles Jason Darnell, the snake's owner and the boyfriend of Shaiunna's mother, discovered the snake missing from its terrarium and went to the girl's room, where he found it on the girl and bite marks on her head, Caruthers said. Darnell, 32, stabbed the snake until he was able to pry the child away.
"The baby's dead!" a sobbing caller from the house screamed to a 911 dispatcher in a recording. "Our stupid snake got out in the middle of the night and strangled the baby."
Authorities did not identify the caller and removed the person's name from the recording.
"She got out of the cage last night and got into the baby's crib and strangled her to death," the caller said.
Authorities removed the snake from the home Wednesday afternoon after obtaining a search warrant. Once outside the small, tan home, bordered by cow pastures, the snake was placed in a bag then inside a dog crate. The snake was still alive.
Darnell did not have a permit for the snake, which would be a second-degree misdemeanor, said Joy Hill, a spokeswoman with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. He has not been charged, but Caruthers said investigators were looking into whether there was child neglect or if any other laws were broken.
Hill said the snake will be placed with someone who has a permit, pending an investigation into the girl's death.
I'm pretty sure kids get eaten by snakes in most tropical zone around the world. The reason that it's shocking is because it happened here in the United States. But this cavalier attitude is really just a defense mechanism because deep down inside I am aghast at the situation. Nah.
Today I stepped on a nail. If I had been a quarter of an inch to the right, the nail would have gone through my big toe. Luckily I got away with a small gouge that just left a spot of blood on my sock.
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